How to break a heart ..

15 May

yesterday was the ( 365 days) a year since the first so called – I love you and I want to marry you –

well this is a guide for anyone out there who wants to learn how to break a heart ..

or for the other people out there who dont want to break a heart , so they would know what to avoid ,

my gift to both parties as i didnt receive nor give any presents this year : )

  1. well if you want to break up and there is no way to do that except by breaking the other person’s heart .. start by saying ” I stopped loving you” .. that’s like a dagger to that person’s soul !
  2. ” My family hates you “
  3. or ” My family hates you and i began to realize why”
  4. ” You need to lose weight “ or for some ” Gain weight “ in that attitude , not a nice one , just drag her/him to a physical challenge and if they failed or even succeeded .. look down on them ,point with your finger and say that sentence with an attitude ..
  5. ” You ‘re gonna eat that? you serious !? “ ahh man that does hurt like hell !
  6. if you discussed an issue and it’s brought up again just say ” Here we go again ! “
  7. start checking other girls/guy out in an obvious insulting way.
  8. start avoiding being alone and always ALWAYS bring friends along .. make the other person feel that you’re afraid they are gonna eat you alive or something ..make them feel like Hannibal Lecter :D
  9. when you know someone is hitting on them just say ” So if i weren’t in the picture you’d go along with him/her? “
  10. if you reached that point then you dont get jealous anymore..then show it ..that you dont anymore .. that’s like putting someone in a fridge for 10 days .. 
  11. You of course know who are the people that s/he gets jealous from , ahhh my friend you found a hidden treasure .. just say that they are your comfort zone and you feel “not judged” when you’re talking with them .. then and only then you got your self one broken heart that is falling piece by piece :))
  12. whenever both of you walk down a memory lane , or s/he remembers a memory and say it out loud .. just say this sentence with a look of the ” Daaah” .. say ” Wow .. YOU have one hell of a memory lane” .. the YOU is a killer !
  13. start stating that you dont want to know all that person’s details , it overwhelms you or what so ever the reason you can claim .
  14. ” You’re the reason am failing , i need to concentrate”
  15. ahhh and the most popular every now and then .. ” You deserve better ! ” btw even if that person deserves better they chose you , so dont just sit around believing so .. if that person really deserves better then be better , dont make them feel bad about themselves that they deserve better so they get to have a broken heart,so if they were losers or a bitch like person they would still have you around? what kind of life is that? NOOO if you love them and you know that they deserve better then be better and not let go of them .. that’s just plain stupid and worst that ‘s being negative .. !
  16. if you were a couple who sms alot ,just stop and when asked why just say ” Really? i stopped? weird ! “
  17. stop saying “I love you” first .
  18. start goofing around ” hitting each other, running around” with friends from the opposite sex .
  19. start a conversation with ” i told you that before .. Opps sorry that wasnt you! “
  20. stop sharing anything special that you dont share with common friends.
  21. and let it be obvious that you and common friends have talked about anything and you have an inside joke that no one except both of you will get !
  22. say “ I wish we had stayed friends” my god , i bet you that when you say so that person will feel like killing themselves :D
  23. start revealing that you’ve been asking everyone around you about your relation,that not only hurts the heart but the pride too :D
  24. when you get together with friends ,give that person your shoulder dont let them see anything except your shoulder,and when they try to reach for your hand give it to them without care,and when they start to talk or anything be like ” am talking here ! “
  25. when you do something that is brilliant , great or a chivalrous act state clearly that you’d have done the same even if we were just friends.
  26. of-course cheat on her/him , even if you didnt just show that you did !
  27. talk about the most private things that happen between you two to someone s/he hates or better yet someone from the opposite sex and tell them you did :D
  28. ” Am not ready “
  29. ” I need a break”
  30. ” Give me sometime to know what i want ” or ” i need sometime to gather my strength to get this relation going”and i dont
  31. start insulting whether in private or in public
  32. start mocking and humiliating the same things you used to love and cherish about that person.
  33. make promises and break them.
  34. start going to places alone or with friends you agreed to go together.
  35. always have that look in  your eyes as if that’s the last time you’re gonna see each other.
  36. take advantage of his/her love.
  37. give them the world and take it back .
  38. dont initiate a conversation on MSN,nor a call , dont comment on their blog or their face book activities.
  39. and on your face book status update always always always show how much you’re unhappy.
  40. say that ” You are not THE ONE”

but the NUMBER ONE THAT WILL GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT IN A HEART BEAT

” I STOPPED LOVING YOU”

well if you did some of that ,

a major one of that,

or better off all of that  ( sadly for me every and each one of these were tolerable except number one)

then you got yourself one hell of a broken heart,

and a break up to remember.

Hmm...I wonder why she wants to break up with him. Ha ha.

well dont think .. you're dumb

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28 Responses to “How to break a heart ..”

  1. ibhog 15/05/2010 at 4:07 PM #

    forty ouch-es in a row!

    • Cinderella 15/05/2010 at 4:22 PM #

      well i hope they were useful ouch-es never the less dear Ibhog : )

  2. .. 15/05/2010 at 5:29 PM #

    Well.. ham yda7ak , w ham ybaky

    • Cinderella 15/05/2010 at 5:38 PM #

      ahh .. true .. but then again for you that from which kind? :)

  3. .. 15/05/2010 at 6:06 PM #

    We have to laugh y3ny :D, omal a3ml eh :D

    • Cinderella 15/05/2010 at 6:09 PM #

      ok ” .. ” chill out :D
      laughing it out is one of the best ways to deal with it ..
      : )

  4. Emz 15/05/2010 at 7:17 PM #

    Thank you for the memorial :S , actually it’s (365 days) a year since the BREAK UP :D… my anniversary!
    hatmawteeny 3ala fekra, it’s like me saying every word…ur picking up my private things from deep deep down inside !!
    To7fa ya C .. :))

    …….

    • Cinderella 15/05/2010 at 7:55 PM #

      awww .. !
      am sorry Emz , that is weird though .. to post such a post on such a date : )

      well am so happy that i do pick the deepest secret inside of you and express it well ..

      i wish soon that “thing” will soon be a happy thing : )

      Thanks Emz so much ..
      am so happy you’re here :))

  5. Neisy M 15/05/2010 at 8:33 PM #

    I honestly like the list. Its like watching the beginning of all hollywood’s movies in a row. Interesting..

    • Cinderella 15/05/2010 at 9:45 PM #

      well am glad that i didnt get to experience it in different “movies” .. just one was enough for me to experience all that :)

    • Neisy M 15/05/2010 at 9:50 PM #

      So, you are went through that with a person?Or did that to a person? All this list to one heart?

    • Cinderella 15/05/2010 at 10:30 PM #

      yeap all that to one heart .. mine :) but to be frank except no 26 :)

  6. amira 15/05/2010 at 11:47 PM #

    so right cindy,,except that u dont get it until its 2 late!!!

    • Cinderella 16/05/2010 at 8:21 AM #

      well now we know all the signs .. dont we : ) ?

  7. ze2red 17/05/2010 at 9:00 AM #

    ayyyy ayyyy ayyyy… etwaga3t gamed!

    • Cinderella 17/05/2010 at 9:18 AM #

      Am sorry !
      i didnt mean it ..
      i wrote it as ” sarcastic” as possible so it wont hurt that much !
      but apparently i failed to do so !

      but again .. i hope it was useful ya Ze2redaya : )

  8. ze2red 17/05/2010 at 10:14 AM #

    I guess i didn’t go through any of that, it hurts to read them though. So someday i might be visiting this post again to study these signs inorder to be fully aware so i would be able to detect them in case they were given to me :)

    • Cinderella 17/05/2010 at 10:38 AM #

      And i wish baby that you will never have to go through any of that ,but then again am happy it will help in the detecting process :)
      wish you true love Ze2reda :) mwah

  9. Menna 17/05/2010 at 10:53 AM #

    Well,I’ve undergone a bad relationship..and for me it ended up confirming my worst fears ever ; breaking up
    but up til now i’m strangely…Cold !!

    Truth be told,sometimes i do miss him,for he was the very first man in my life EVER ! the very first so-called man who was smart enough to fool me to unleash non-stoppingly my suppressed feelings and emotions I’ve been saving for the ONE !

    Probably the ugly naked truth of his make me grow golder instead of weary and devastated ! No idea*shrugs*
    Still,i do recall him from time to time thinking he gave me the most valuable life-time lesson ever !! Never ever place your trust in a guy !

    Again,OUCH “i can hear the echo of his heart as it is CRASHING to TINY pieces on the floor IF he ever came across this”

    AND it’s out of my system :D*phew*

    • Cinderella 17/05/2010 at 11:03 AM #

      well let us agree there is a difference between a man and a guy :)
      so you dont put your trust in any guy but you do put your trust in your man :)

      well as for the last sentence .. why would his heart crash into tiny pieces? (scratching my head and wondering)

    • Menna 17/05/2010 at 11:14 AM #

      Well*clears her throat*
      That needs a long 23DA :D bas bottom line,he lost me and he STILL is regretting !
      Girl,i was a badass myself …never underestimate me *winks*

      bas wAllhi towards the end,’cuz i was 100% sure I’ve been fooled into this relationship…ehhh Pathetic ! :/
      Eventually my heart was broken several times too,on different levels though,but i managed to pull myself together and collect what’s left from tiny pieces of them scattered trying to make them matter !

      2oltelek ba2a 23da taweela :D

    • Cinderella 17/05/2010 at 11:20 AM #

      i dont know why but from my experience and from what other guys tell me all the time in order to move and carry on with my life ..is that
      ” guys dont feel guilty and they move on as easy as you wake up and wash your face ”

      so even if he raed this post .. nothing will be moved .. !

      and well am happy you discovered you during the process Mimi :) that’s the best part of all :)

      and am sure he regrets losing you my mozza

  10. Batabeet 17/05/2010 at 10:58 AM #

    I guess anyone here has faced like at least 5 of these :D

    but “hhh and the most popular every now and then .. ” You deserve better ! ” LOOOOL ! right!

    and im not ready
    I don’t wanna commit ever (then next week with a new gf)

    but the best way is…. bring your mom… make her / him hate themselves…. it’s a natural kind of break up :D

    bala araf :@

    • Cinderella 17/05/2010 at 11:08 AM #

      aaaah sa7 the mum card :D

      well i believe there should be kinda punishment whenever someone breaks someones’ heart..

      my god that would be AWESOmmmmmmmmmmmme :D

  11. Mahmoud Hermes 17/05/2010 at 1:03 PM #

    i think sandy the pure thing which people should do if really reach to the point that he or she can’t continuo say it simply way let’s be friends and not lose all the conecations coz hurting or breaking hurt is very very very bad simply way bas

    • Cinderella 17/05/2010 at 10:02 PM #

      well ” let us be friends” isnt good :D don’t try it ya mahmoud :D

      .. well simplicity is required yet dont ask the impossible from someone who loves !

      cause from friendship to love is impossible :)

  12. BellaCullenE 22/05/2010 at 3:42 PM #

    kollo koom w “I wish we had stayed friends” beyfakaro ezzay ba3d da yeb2a da mesh 3arfa!!!!!!????

    • Cinderella 22/05/2010 at 3:45 PM #

      i believe that they say it just to hurt the other person !

      so the other person would know that no way they are getting back together .. ever !

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