Less Of A Man !

9 Aug

Less Of A Man – 2 –

well am almost 26 and i’ve met my share of  the ” less of a man ” species !

and let me tell you this ..

they are alot ! im afraid they are about to take over the ” men ” species .. cause the second one is about to vanish from the face of the earth !

so here it is .. the list..actually my list .. of the ” less of a man ” syndrome..if you have any of from the following ..i suggest the following :

  1. have a sexual trans. operation so you could join the ” female ” species
  2. kill your self
  3. change your gender in your ID
  4. BE A MAN !

Here is the list and so help me GOD .. i am kicking some butts cause i had enough from this species .. :


  1. if you ever mislead a girl ( Karma will come and bite you in the butt) to get what you want and dump her
  2. if you broke up with your girlfriend via a phone call ( grow some and face her )
  3. if you started phasing a girl out ( be a man and fu**in face her )
  4. if you broke up via an sms ( you are a little prick you know that ..right?)
  5. if you treat your mam in a bad way .. or you consider your sister as a noisy neighbor * a7eeh yabo soso a7eeh *
  6. if you are not responsible
  7. if you are a loser and you know it
  8. if you pay for dinner cause you are hoping you will get ” some ” soon !
  9. if you asked the girl with you and she said NO and you insisted ! ( you are a man-whore )
  10. if you said ” i love you ” and you dont mean it ( keda tamer hosny style )
  11. if you were driving and a girl is trying to cross the street and you saw her and you didn’t let her pass
  12. if you were on your way to work and you saw an accident and didn’t pull over to help ( then i suggest that you start wearing skirts )
  13. if you asked a girl * not close to you * for money
  14. if you are a quitter on the things and the people that matters the most to you
  15. if you send a friend request to a friend’s friend ( that you don’t know)  on face-book  ( too lame and too weird ) just because of her looks .. ( 7’ebtk warma )
  16. if you start trashing your ex with your friend ( if she was good to you )
  17. if you said any of your secrets ( you and your girlfriend ) to any of the jerks you know ( at this point you should start wearing a bra as well )
  18. if you are a father who stopped acting like one years ago and you became a reason for your children agony and pain over and over and over and over again
  19. if you started cheating ( yb2a delk lazm yt2t3 )
  20. if you ever hit any woman / girl / slut / kid / older men
  21. if you are a miser
  22. if a girl called you and you decided NOT to reply .. ( sissy )
  23. if you had a girl friend and you decided to start treating her like shit cause she’s treating you like shit .. actually that’s your fault ..cause a man wouldn’t allow a girl to treat him like so unless he’s whipped !
  24. if you are getting into a relationship and you have a hidden agenda .. ( i hope you will use viagra for the rest of your life and it wont be effective )
  25. if you treated your girl badly cause you just feel like
  26. if you talked down to your girl or made fun of her in front of other people .. or even just between you two !
  27. if you are in a relation and you flirt around like a bulldog
  28. if you cursed a girl driving with your car horns !
  29. lw 2felt 3la bnt btsoo2 3shan tethbet le nfsk enk * 3shan awreeha nfsaha bs * ( your a** is 7amra )
  30. if someone confronted you with your mistakes and you started yelling ( ana msh 3’ltan w enta 3aref enk 3’ltan )
  31. if you knew that the girl you are dating her family hates you , so you decided bel 3nd feehom ana hshofha h3l2ha beya aktr
  32. if you are speaking to a girl and your eyes are focusing on any of her body parts but her eyes ( her eyes are up in her face you jerk )
  33. if you talk to your girlfriend about girl’s fashion
  34. if you fight over something stupid n shouts just to prove you’re the one with the pants
  35. if you lost all your friends cause you are a whinny little girl with braids !
  36. if you remove your chest hair or you trim your eyebrows !
  37. if you said am a sissy and kept on abusing and using the girl who loves you just to get some before you break her heart for good !
  38. if any of the points above you know you did and you’re not trying to do anything about it !

well tomorrow i’ll be asking the girls at work about their points and i’ll come back and add it to the list ..

in the mean time .. if the shoes fit .. do what ever option you want from the list that’s above..

and till then .. if the freakin shoes fit..

don’t try to come near me .. ever .. ! cause i’ll kick your freakin butt with the freakin shoes !

P.S:ive tried censoring as much as i could .. bgd !

P.S: thank you Bilal for the picture :) and for your wise words :)

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26 Responses to “Less Of A Man !”

  1. Ahmad 09/08/2010 at 3:32 AM #

    don’t you think that your idea of men is YOUR idea? the way you want men to be. just like i could write a similar list called “be a women” and i assure u it will be long, but don’t you think that it will be my perspective of women?

    maybe men are meant to be assholes as much as women are meant to be whinny, and what differs is the faulty case.

    Awesome post by the way, and the fact that you came up with 38 points about “less of a man” species shows how many of them you’ve seen before!

    P.S mafeesh 7aga esmaha “man-whore”, thats an invention by girls to feel good about their species!

    • Cinderella 10/08/2010 at 11:36 PM #

      well yeah i said so :))
      i said that it’s my list and that’s for me what makes a guy less of a man !

      no men arent meant to be assholes..MAYBE they are meant to be edgy..bossy..possessive..but not assholes..and my list is not talking about assholness ..it’s talking about being .. a .. non man like :D

      actually these points were on the top of my list and if i dug deeper i’d get some more .. and yeah i said that too ..i met MY SHARE :D

      and the next post is what makes a guy less of a man by other girls’ eyes !

      and yes so true there is nothing called a man whore.. my mistake .. i meant ( A PIG )

      :)
      am glad you enjoyed my post ya Ahmad
      nice seeing you here :))

  2. Batabeet 09/08/2010 at 12:01 PM #

    LOOOOOL this post cracked me up

    but lets be fair… gurls “3aiza el 7ar2 bardo” (check my last blog post)

    I’ve had my share of homosexuals lately (both men and women)…. and I’ve also had my share of the guys that are better of dead !

    LOOOOOL @ # 5 (i hate my brother!)
    #8 what about paying for dinner NOT to get some? :D

    #13… this needs a whole new post !!! we buy them cigarettes :D
    #21 excellent # 36 LOL ! I know guys who actually do that :D

    straight guys with homosexual behavior is the worst thing !

    and if i might add # 39 being with a gurl just to get over another

    well i loved ur (between bracket comments) :D great post and totally ture!

    • Cinderella 10/08/2010 at 11:38 PM #

      true .. true .. fee banat 3yzeen el7’razana bsra7a :D
      and as for the guys who pay without expecting some .. then they are gentlemen .. w msh azm yko3 3shan yb2a kda bardo.. elfekra kolha .. be a man want something ..ask for it..dont go around playin dirty games !

      missed you around here girl :D

  3. Sina 09/08/2010 at 3:25 PM #

    LOL. Dead on.

    Add this: The guys who wear skinny Jeans, so skinny they would never be able to have kids. And the guys who wear tank tops and really short shorts(betwareena eh ya3ny, el lazaleez?)

    Nice post ;)

    • Cinderella 10/08/2010 at 11:38 PM #

      ill add it in the less of a man two
      ;)
      thanks sweets :D and am happy you like it :D

  4. Abbey 09/08/2010 at 4:57 PM #

    how could u forget this one woman !! :D

    REAL MEN DO NOT FIT IN SKINNY JEANS!!!!

    • Cinderella 10/08/2010 at 11:39 PM #

      ya Abbey ya Abbey thank you for coming :D
      noted girl ;)

  5. jasmin 09/08/2010 at 5:38 PM #

    toto w soso byaklo 7lawa w msh hy3gbhom klamek ,
    seriously why to censor? enty mgamlahom actually ,
    i don’t know if it’s genetic or inviromental but it’s phenomenal fact , men have become less of a man with days passing by ..
    They do all the list above and still invent , yes there are exceptions but so few and rare and insignificant.
    i like the post bec it’s true bas brdo enty mgamlahom awi.;)

    • Cinderella 10/08/2010 at 11:41 PM #

      well the thing is .. i was just talking to a friend who used to live in canada and she told me she moved down here ( egypt ) cause she thought el ( regala lessa b7’erha) :D
      lol so i guess it’s a global thingie !
      and promise you part two wont be as merciful ;)

  6. menna 09/08/2010 at 11:39 PM #

    Less oF a man ..more of a damsel !!!
    Initially,roflmfao @ Sina’s comment…”lazaleeze” =D=D

    Secondly*clears her throat and fixed the glasses on her nose* Other crucial points to be added :
    -Suffering from some sort of severe inferiority complex and reflecting it on your girl by trying the best you could to act in a superior way..yet you never cease to fail [manhood cannot be listed as a role played..It’s something in the blood..CHOKE on that]

    -Objectifying your lady and turning a blind eye to the depth of her mind..rendering her to nothing but a “love machine”

    -Giving your lady WAY too much attention to hook her up..but once hooked,the sick side of yours starts to bubble to the surface [ el karsa byb2u fakreen di regulah..zai ma 3amlet ha3mel ]

    AND…scene*takes a bow* !
    P.s: this is one hell of a perfecto masterpiece !!! it shall stand the test of Time =D=D

    • Cinderella 10/08/2010 at 11:42 PM #

      aywa b2a
      aywa b2a
      mimi b2a ;)
      i love i love i love :D
      well noted and will be added babez ..

      P.S: i love the way you write down your thoughts :D

  7. deppy 11/08/2010 at 10:50 AM #

    I agree that it’s hard to find a real man nowadays, but seriously, there is a difference between a less of a man and a man with ugly traits and ‘some’ of the points you mentioned simply define a man.

    if you want men to accept our ugliness then we have to accept theirs

    dont kill me please :D

    • Cinderella 11/08/2010 at 11:02 AM #

      no that’s not ugliness that’s for me ..is not even a man.. he’s a male cause he has an extra buggage that i dont have and that’s it !

      that’s not ugliness .. that’s ( 7’ryan ma daryan )

      ugliness is like i replied to Ahmad few comments up .. it’s if he shouts, he’s edgy, jealous,possessive .. but not kda ! :D

  8. Kristyna 13/08/2010 at 8:24 PM #

    Aloh :)
    You got a new follower.
    Reached your blog by deppy’s one, and as I felt someone finally think the way I do (point 15) I will pass sometime soon :D (actually I just wrote a post about those annoying friend requests on facebook)

    have a nice day!
    And ramadan karim :)

    • Cinderella 14/08/2010 at 4:51 AM #

      hey Kristyna :)) you are more than welcome around here :)

      and those friends’ requests are really one of life’s mystery !! what were they thinking?

      well thank you have a nice day your self and Allah Akram :))

  9. Kristyna 13/08/2010 at 8:26 PM #

    And sorry, the website which appear in the link is in spanish. You can read my blog (in english) in http://www.aishamx.blogspot.com :)

  10. Hebba 14/08/2010 at 1:43 AM #

    cindy you made me laugh :) begad. the list is incredible.
    here are some points to add:
    – if you ignore a girls birthday, after taking a birthday gift from her.
    – if you give misleading actions by using double meaning words to be on the safe side always.
    – if you keep taking caring gestures and gifts from a gril, then tell her all that was “tahayou2at in her mind” only.
    – if you tell your friends about her feelings “towards” you, wihtout her approving about it
    – if you accept a girl’s lunch invitation to celebrate your birhtday, then simply make “3abeit” when her birthday comes and ignore even SMS (costing 19 PT).
    – if you keep receiving caring and support emails, taking up her time (which mean life), then cold-blodded telling her that you never read them because you are busy.
    – if you take it for granted that a girl stops by your office to check on you, after being down, with chocolates, CD, books, etc and then tell her “you are a good sister to me”
    – if you never think that the girl who cares about you is a human being, who deserves some respect and honesty. when you are not interested BE MAN ENOUGH to tell her in open words instead of letting her play the guess-game.

    • Cinderella 14/08/2010 at 4:49 AM #

      :)) noted and points will be added to the Less of a Man 2 :D

      ahhh i love how girls can come together to prove a point :D

  11. Kristyna 14/08/2010 at 12:32 PM #

    Thanks a lot, Cinderella :D
    I actually have been wondering about those friend request’s purpose but never reach a point that makes sense.
    Have a sunny day!!

    • Cinderella 14/08/2010 at 12:57 PM #

      well i once asked one of them and the answer was ( why all the questions? stop with the investigating questions ) :D and he blocked me :D

  12. Kristyna 14/08/2010 at 1:49 PM #

    Someone now replied my “who are you?” with “and you?” ¬¬ these guys are incredible! hahaha… take a look at this http://aishamx.blogspot.com/2010/08/facebook-friend-requests.html

    • Cinderella 14/08/2010 at 2:23 PM #

      the fine and you? guys cracked me up :D

  13. mode20100 26/08/2010 at 7:49 PM #

    A+ would read again

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